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Joke of the Day
"What is it called when Batman leaves church? Christian Bale... "
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"Know any 9/11 jokes? I'll start it off. knock knock *who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you'd never forget!"
"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."
"Woman: ""I'm a sucker for a man in a suit and tie."" Man: ""You had me at 'I'm a sucker'."""
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? Investigator"
"Just once I want to see a marathon winner cross the finish line and immediately fire up a cigarette."
"How many apples grow on trees? All of them"
"what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!"
"""Hey, we're best friends! This is the most fun ever! Lets take some pictures!"" - drunk people"
"Just bought a set of alphabet magnets for my fridge, so this may very well be my last tweet."