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Joke of the Day
"Woman: ""I'm a sucker for a man in a suit and tie."" Man: ""You had me at 'I'm a sucker'."""
Next Joke
"Today sucks but I really shouldn't complain. I've got it good compared to...well, dead people."
"For an international audience, spell the pop star's name as ""KeUSDha."""
"Did you hear about the kidnapping? They had to wake him up..."
"My wife caught me checking out the nanny the other day. She fired the nanny. Then she told me no more sex for a year! I said, ""You're firing the maid, too?"""
"It says right on the redbull can: do not mix with alcohol. What do we do? We make jager bombs. We are not a species made to last."
"Do you know why the USSR fell nearly overnight? Because they stopped Stalin and were Russian!"
"This Friday millions of people will risk getting trampled to get the best seat on a car This is commonly referred to as 'Rebecca Black Friday'."
"Mike Tyson asks you: How do you think the unthinkable? With an Itheberg"
"I text-ed my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."