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Joke of the Day

"Why hasn't there been a woman on the moon yet? it doesn't need cleaned."

"I'd work out, but I'm still trying to perfect my ""before"" picture"

"Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work"

"Why there is no windows 9 Because 7 8 9 Heehaww"

"What's a pigs favorite muscle? The hamstring."

"Hello jokesters! How about we show off our best 'I'm so poor that...' jokes. Fell free to put any joke that you feel is funny."

"Just put 3 sugar cubes in my tea, and by sugar, I mean xanax, because sugar is really bad for you.."

"What language do teapots speak? Teabrew."

"A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells ""You should have been here at 8:30!"" he replies: ""Why? What happened at 8:30?"""

"You're right, sir. It's MY fault that your credit card was declined. Please, tell me again how much money you have in that account."