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Joke of the Day

"Know any 9/11 jokes? I'll start it off. knock knock *who's there?* 9/11 *9/11 who?* you said you'd never forget!"

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"What did Silver say to Gold? ""Au!"""
"When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating."
"I came up with a phrase for the female version of a dick pick. Slot shot."
"Friend: I set a new personal record last week Me: Me too Friend: I took 2 minutes off my marathon time Me: I ate 12 tacos in one sitting."
"My wife's boss's name is Adolfo! I wonder if his family have always been against dolls?"
"If this guy calls me ""sweetie"" one more time I SWEAR I'll continue to pleasantly smile and nod."
"Wife: We don't have anything planned today... Me: Cool! Wife: ...so I was thinking we should... Me: (dammit)"
"I hate Russian dolls, they're so full of themselves. http://imgur.com/gallery/8u6m2Nv"
"Turning vegan is a big missed steak."