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Joke of the Day

"And then I realized, it's not that I love documentaries. I just love establishing shots of courthouses."

"A guy asks his girlfriend make him feel awesome and sad at the same time Girlfriend: Out of all your friends you have the biggest penis"

"Why can't I get mobile reception in my house, yet a terrorist can upload his videos from a cave in Afghanistan?"

"I just got my first hand job. I'm officially a manicurist."

"What is wrong with the number 6.9? There is a period in the middle."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? People like pizza"

"A man comes home to find his wife in bed with his best friend, he immediately picks up his gun and shoots the wife He gives the dog a second chance though"

"Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu !"

"'Dad, how do you feel about abortions?' Why don't you ask your sister? But I don't have a .........oooooh."

"Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones."