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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
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"Why do they call boats ""she""? Because the wives had to get on board somehow."
"Two atoms walk into a bar... One atom says to the other ""I think I lost an electron."" The other asks ""Are you sure?"" The other replies ""I'm positive."""
"Once killed a man with my SuperSoaker. (I'd been pumping it for a REALLY long time.)"
"I posted a joke via USPS... ...not sure if it was their fault or mine, but the delivery of the punchline was completely botched."
"Two Nuns walking down the street...when a streaker.. Two Nuns walking down the street... when a streaker runs past, one of them had a stroke..........the other couldn't reach..."
"My personal assistant is an African American named Barry. But I just call him BlackBarry."
"What did the Hawaiian man say when he say the buffet? Aloha Snackbar"
"The funniest thing about being sober is someday finding out that you were the mayor of Toronto."
"What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor? Gone fission"