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Joke of the Day

"Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry? they have too many ohms to be good conductors."

"What do you call the father of a frog that is in the early stages of its life? *A Dadpole*"

"A man is hospitalized after a serious accident Following his surgery, he says, ""Doctor! I can't feel my legs!"" The doctor says, ""I know. I amputated your arms."""

"Out of all the gruesome noises coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most troubling."

"What Star Wars character is most likely to get cancer? Leukemia Skywalker."

"I can't date fat women anymore... I just found out I'm lactose intolerant. Note: I just heard this from some landscapers as I walked my dog."

"What's a feminist's favourite school lesson? Triggernometry."

"My grandfather was an ace dog fighter he taught Michael Vick everything he knows!"

"If you tell me having a dog is the same as having a kid then I'm going to assume you yell at your dog to keep his pants on at Wal-Mart."

"There's two fish in a tank, and one says ""How do you drive this thing?"""