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Joke of the Day
"85 year old Viagra user takes a tumble I've fallen and I can't get up"
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"What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them? A positive pregnancy test."
"TIL that when a teacher is unable to make it to class, they will temporarily hire a... Oh wait, wrong sub."
"Thanks to Twitter, rock bottom now has a waiting list."
"The wife just said ""right, pack ur bags and go ya lazy bastard."" I said,""fuck off...you pack them."""
"Cop to driver: ""How high are you?"" Driver to cop: ""No, no, no. You're supposed to say 'Hi, how are you?'"""
"In many U.S. States offenders receive a harsher penalty for hitting a dog than they do for hitting a woman. That's outrageous either way you're slapping a bitch"
"I thought it was impossible to do 450 push ups in a minute until I discovered lying"
"If I fave ur tweet on a Friday night pls know I'm doing it from the party club, where I am partyclubbing with my [opens dictionary] friends"
"Nothing is creepier than driving next to someone on the highway at the exact same speed."