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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the father of a frog that is in the early stages of its life? *A Dadpole*"
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"A redhead tells her blonde friend she had sex with a Brazilian while on vacation. The blonde says, ""You slut! How many is a brazilian?"""
"Second Honeymoon Wife was reading a travel magazine and asked her husband.. ""Honey, should we try Greece for our second honeymoon?"" Husband replied ""What's wrong with KY?"""
"I can't bend my pinky without my ring finger bending as well..is this normal? Let's hear your results 'cause I know you just tried it."
"My girlfriend just dumped me because I she says I talk too much about video games... ...It's a horribl**e** thing to Fallout 4."
"I'm a wealth of knowledge Unless you want it to be true Then I'm pretty solid on about 6 topics 2 of those might just be Doritos flavors"
"Pandora thinking I want to hear a Coldplay song should count as cyberbullying"
"What do you call someone who gets high fast? A speed weeder."
"Do you want to hear the story about the broken pencil? No? Oh well. There's no point to it, anyway."
"I went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film. He said ""well, I can clearly see your nuts"""