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Joke of the Day

"What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like? Pu"

"*takes a hit off the joint *slowly exhales Ahhhhhh This is the best baked sale ever ""It's a BAKE sale"" *exhales again Tell me about it"

"Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse? She's only attracted to colored guys."

"Birthdays.... ... are good for health. Studied have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer"

"There's a fine line between confidence and delusion and I ride that shit like a bear on a unicycle."

"People who pull on the back of your seat to stand up on a plane/bus are worse than Jeffrey Dahmer."

"I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe."

"If at first you don't succeed.. Then that's it for skydiving."

"I hate two-faced people. It's so hard to decide which face to slap first."

"I wonder how many times Batman had to rub one out in the Batmobile after fighting with Catwoman"