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Joke of the Day

"Birthdays.... ... are good for health. Studied have shown that people who have more birthdays live longer"

"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"

"You know what else has a 2-0 score between the USA and Germany? The world wars"

"What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck? Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper"

"The best way to run into that hot person you've been dying to talk to is to leave the house looking the worst you possibly can."

"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters? Short."

"Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore? Am I supposed to pick my favorite?"

"I've never been good with 'pick-up' lines I once said to this girl, ""Hey, you get fries with that shake?"" It turns out she had Parkinson's."

"Men spend more time smelling their clothes than they do cleaning them."

"I currently own a system which is exactly 14 times better than Windows 7. I call it: Windows 98."