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Joke of the Day

"People who pull on the back of your seat to stand up on a plane/bus are worse than Jeffrey Dahmer."

"What do you call a corn cob on a track team? A maize runner. Credit goes to my girlfriend."

"We all have that one friend that looks Chinese but isn't."

"I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said ""I saw that"" You should of seen her face. Priceless"

"What's the difference between officer Darren Wilson and Michael Brown? Officer Wilson can dodge a bullet"

"How do you get a redneck to give a dog a blowjob? Dip the dog's dick in ranch dressing."

"A Spanish, Greek and Portuguese man go to a bar. Who pays for the drinks? The German!"

"This kid at my nephew's birthday party shit his pants and got to go home. I'm seriously considering this option."

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."

"WAT DO WE WAMT ""woaw calm dowm dude"" WHEN DO WE WAMT IT ""u kno this is just a line to try ham sampels at costco right"""