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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed.. Then that's it for skydiving."
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"Guys are at their mathematical best when a girl says she is pregnant."
"[Interview] Why do you want this job? Me: *opens briefcase* I don't. *pulls out Snickers* I just wanted to eat this without my kids around"
"How does an octopus go to war? Armed."
"I don't see the point of being a godmother if the kid refuses to kiss my ring. I mean, what the hell?"
"What's it called when two female scientists have sex for the first time? A double slit experiment"
"What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !"
"The U.S. will soon have the first first lady that was not born in the U.S. Vladimir Putin"
"How to get a cop's attention"
"I asked this girl to talk dirty to me in PM.. Now we are discussing politics and religion."