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Joke of the Day

"Pregnancy in the 1940's. (Doc) - ""Mrs. Smith, I have some **great** news for you"".... (Patient) - ""Thats MISS Smith, doctor!"".... (Doc) - ""Miss Smith, I have some *bad* news for you""...."

"Whaat do you get when you cross a Swede and a Norwegian? A socialist who wants to be king!"

"How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons :D"

"What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket? Hey, I think he moved."

"I hate when people ask what I hope to be doing in 5 years time. I mean come on, I don't have 2020 vision."

"Whats a dentists favorite time of day? The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day"

"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple store? For the watch"

"Take time to relax especially when you don't have time for it."

"It's time for my wife's 12 week sonogram! I can't wait to see what we'll have! A son or an abortion"

"What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say? Womb Service!"