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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons :D"
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"Why don't bees go to church? Because they are in sects."
"I went to the dentist today... He said I wasn't wiping enough and that I have an anal cavity."
"The best revenge is living well, so I really need to know what the second best revenge is."
"Dr. says I have an enlarged heart thanks doc I already know I'm super nice just trying to figure out why I can't breathe when I eat chips"
"What did the borg say to the medieval peasant? Resistance if feudal"
"Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status? She's only happy when ""It's Complicated."""
"There was a vote at the offices of Microsoft whether to update a beloved software or keep it the way it was. Bill Gates decided to v2 it"
"What driver doesn't have a license? A screwdriver"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in his car"