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Joke of the Day
"What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say? Womb Service!"
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"TIFU by being Cuban and attending Fidel Castro's funeral. Now the FBI lists me as ""public enemy number Juan""."
"Did you hear about a Russian-speaking Indian? He worships a moss cow"
"I was telling this chick how I almost died during childbirth and she asked me when I'm having another one. I SAID I ALMOST DIED, CRAZY LADY."
"How do you know if a wizards gay? It disappears with a poof."
"Paula Deen is set to release memoirs about life with Type 2 diabetes It will be titled ""Paula Deen - For Butter or Worse"""
"Thanks to me, you'll probably start seeing 'For Display Only' signs on the toilets at Home Depot."
"DON'T make this weird... (I whisper in your ear, as I pet your eyebrows)"
"Two things you can always be certain about when it comes to women: 1) They're always cold. 2) It's somehow your fault."
"What did one casket say to the other casket? ""Is that you coffin?'"