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Joke of the Day

"Men Are Polite When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"

"My neighbors look so happy. We can fix that."

"Pizza will never hurt your feelings."

"Where's the best place to have a waffle on the beach? San Diego. (Sandy Eggo)"

"The only thing more annoying than Libertarians are the people who complain about Libertarians"

"Relationships and Algebra are very similar! Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"

"What's the secret to a great joke The timing. The timeing."

"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."

"Whats pink and always slippery? A pink slipper"

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay!"