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Joke of the Day

"Why was the broom late? It overswept. *BadJokesBestJokes.*"

"[Pizza falls on the ground] Hold HOLD! -Germ boss telling his minions not to jump on the pizza until it's been a full five seconds."

"Did you know there's a new sub for disputes? r/gument I'll show meself out."

"Beam me up Scottie! I'm not sure how to work this thing. I have nothing interesting to start with. Maybe a funny joke...Knock Knock!............must have been the wind."

"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!"

"I'm surrounded by sex addicts & alcoholics. So glad I found y'all."

"Splinters are woods way of sexual assault They can go deep inside you, and the bigger they are, the more it hurts."

"GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, ""I care for you. Don't do this"". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF."

"How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at him/her!"

"never trust a person who says they don't like chocolate, even dogs eat chocolate and it kills them"