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Joke of the Day

"Why do bears' mouths water whenever they look at Trump? Because they think that thing on his head (his hair) is an animal and they want to eat it."

"Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools? They were looking in Oldowan places"

"Hitting on a girl at a bar.... She keeps telling me ""Dan, I'm bisexual, I'm bisexual."" I say ""That's great. I buy sex too. How much?"""

"How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af."

"How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to manufacture it first."

"""the name's bond. james bond. james bond jovi."" coming this summer, YOU ONLY LIVE ON A PRAYER TWICE. rated PG for piece of garbage"

"What you call toes that taste like mint? Tic-tac-toe! My 8 year old daughter made this one up."

"What does a pirate say when he turns 80? Aye Matey. might be a repost sorry if it is!"

"Why was Pluto's child unexpected? Because it didn't plan it."

"What do Australian chess players say when they're finished eating at a restaurant? Check mate."