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Joke of the Day
"I don't think my black friends on Facebook have the same keyboard as me."
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"What's mostly red and has 2 legs? Half of a cat."
"My strong stance on drinking milk straight from the carton has met with no opposition from people who haven't caught me yet."
"I heard that there was some beef with Dreamworks after making the 3rd Shrek Movie... It's all ogre now."
"Mickey Mouse is on trial for the murder of Minnie Mouse The judge asks to clarify, ""The report here says your motive for killing her is for being too silly?"" ""No your honor, she was fucking Goofy"""
"What do you attach to a transgender chicken? Dez Nuts!"
"How do you get a fool to read something? Mark it as NSFW"
"What do you call a dog who digs for bones? A Bark-aeologist"
"I told a chemistry joke once but there was no reaction"
"Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have the same middle name. Coincidence? I think not..."