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Joke of the Day

"My strong stance on drinking milk straight from the carton has met with no opposition from people who haven't caught me yet."

"I think this unicorn may be drunk, 'cause he's not making ANY sense!"

"What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two, and now it's a really touchy subject. Edit: I am can't word goodly."

"A horse moved next door to me yesterday. I heard that they make good neighbors."

"Give us your most offensive joke (with one challenge) No Jew, black, Helen Keller or dead baby jokes. Feeds are always filled with those. Let's see something different."

"I was the second man on the moon Neil before me"

"my dad suggested i sign up to be a organ donor he's a man after my own heart -masai graham"

"What's beneath most Canadians? Most Americans"

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? ...Dr. Dre"

"The average Canadian couple says ""sorry"" 112 times in their wedding vows"