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Joke of the Day
"What do a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."
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"What do you get when you take Viagra with an iron supplement? an erection that points north."
"My mom's late for everything, and it irritates the hell out of me. For example, last week she drove me to an abortion clinic."
"New Scientist magazine reports that a team of British engineers in Bristol have developed a car that runs on human shit ...I bet that ""new car smell"" doesn't last very f*cking long."
"A hillbilly tells his parents he won't marry his fiance because she is a virgin. ""If she isn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!"""
"When a woman asks you to guess her age, it's like deciding whether to cut the blue, red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb"
"What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop."
"What is a slut ? A woman with the morals of a man"
"Where do you get virgin wool from? Ugly sheep."
"Why is Jesus so bad at hockey? Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards."