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Joke of the Day
"What do a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."
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"What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes."
"Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up? Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over"
"Let's hollow out a meatball & just live in there forever like James & the giant peach but instead of a peach it's a meatball do you get it?"
"What's the difference between a mining company and priests? A mining company puts miners in shafts."
"I had a girlfriend.... I once had a girlfriend with a taser.... She was STUNNING (Old joke possibly in this reddit too....)"
"I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said ""Final Notice""... Good that he will not bother me anymore."
"im thinking about submitting my butty cop movie script to miramax its about pee and his black sidekick poo"
"Found a bag of weed in my son's bedroom, absolutely horrified! The thing was practically all stems and seeds."
"Cigarettes are just like hamsters. They're perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."