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Joke of the Day

"Cigarettes are just like hamsters. They're perfectly harmless until you stick one in your mouth and light it on fire."

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"I cooked for my fiancee's parents for the first time As I handed out the rarely cooked steak Harry (her father) said, ""I like it well done."" I said, ""Thanks, that means a lot."""
"I exercise by running up the street knocking on all the doors. Jehovah's fitness."
"I make more Freudian slips before 9am than most people do all gay."
"Why can't Jesus eat Skittles? Because they're always falling through the holes his hands."
"One day in the Kwik-E-Mart A customer asked ""could you give me two bags, Apu?"" but Apu couldn't give two shits."
"College spelled backwards is ""egelloc""... ...which makes no sense just like everything i've learnt in college"
"Knock Knock Knock knock Who's there? A man with short-term memory problems. A man with short-term memory problems who? Knock knock"
"I invited a girl to a disappointing sex club last night. She didn't come."
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