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Joke of the Day

"Do you ever get that creepy deja vu feeling? [credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2tc8bn/how_do_you_subtly_fuck_with_people/cny3ig0)"

"Helen Keller, what color is this dress? ARGGGLLLAGHHHHGAAAAA"

"I always see homeless people walking around with cups of change. I bet they could afford a house if they werent drinking money all the time."

"[first date] me: they know me here date: *reading sign on wall* ""No Puppetry""? me (proudly): I'm the reason they have that"

"How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak"

"Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood."

"Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field."

"That awkward moment: You're watching a movie with your Dad when a sex scene comes on. And then your dad starts stroking your balls. Am I right??"

"If you've never had a 4 hour conversation about which cartoon character gives the best blowjobs, then I question your commitment to tequila."

"Why was the potato chip angry? Because he was salty Edit: im so sorry."