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Joke of the Day

"I've lost my dog! Have you tried putting a message on the Internet? Don't be silly my dog never reads e-mails!"

"Fun Super Bowl Game: Every time they show Ray Lewis on the screen, stab someone in your party and then deny it was you."

"[NSFW] If abortion is a kill..... If abortion is a kill then jerking off is a massacre"

"What's the difference between fat and cholesterol you don't wake up with a cholesterol"

"The best things in life are free. JK, they're carbs."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ? Bones upon a time... !"

"I could host an elegant dinner party, but I don't know enough people with simmering tension over long-held secrets to make it worthwhile."

"A canibal walks out of the restroom and looks to his friend... ...He then says, ""I shat the sheriff, but I did not shit the deputy"""

"What did the rock say when he went metamorphic? ""Holy schist."""

"""Mmmmm hmmmm! I herd that!"" - a sassy shepherd"