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"I hate when a girl says the wrong name during sex They know my name isnt Someone Help"
"What's Forest Gumps password? 1Forest1"
"Why couldn't Harry play basketball? Because he's got no arms."
"Which musician is the most generous? Cher"
"What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia? A phallus-y!"
"No thanks, newborn babies of literally any species on planet Earth. Come back when you're less pink & rubbery & can loan me thirty dollars."
"What is a water bottle's favorite game to play? Follow the litre."
"""Bluetooth or crazy"" - is a guessing game I play when I see someone talking to themselves on the street. I usually guess wrong."
"What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe? Au"