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Joke of the Day
"What is a water bottle's favorite game to play? Follow the litre."
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"I took a laxative and smoked some weed. You know just for shits and giggles."
"My cat scratched me for trapping her under the blankets as I made the bed... I guess she's clawstrophobic."
"Why do women like men who can work on cars? They know how to work under the hood!"
"KID:Dad what's the difference between a gerbil and a rat DAD WHO IS A MAFIA BOSS:A gerbil sleeps in a cage and a rat sleeps with the fishes"
"Chuck Norris' erections hum."
"A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don'tserve food here."""
"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? The geome-tree!"
"I wish my girlfriend went down as much... as the pound did last night."
"I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign. So now I never floss."