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Joke of the Day

"""Bluetooth or crazy"" - is a guessing game I play when I see someone talking to themselves on the street. I usually guess wrong."

"Did you hear about the antennas that got married? The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."

"How do you make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!"

"I never use the term ""feminazi""... Because the Nazis actually got stuff done. Edit: Thanks for all the love and hate Reddit."

"Pro Tip: If you leave an assortment of tissues, cold medicine, and a big bag of cough drops visible on your desk, coworkers will avoid you!"

"Do not hit a woman... Do not hit a woman. Cause after all the shit, you need someone to make you a sandwich."

"What is 12 inches long and hangs infront of a cunt? Trump's tie"

"Taking BuzzFeed's millennialness quiz. Apparently having mental health issues and not knowing your gender is 100% millennial."

"What would George Washington do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin."

"How do you get Dick from Richard? You ask nicely."