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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow with a cold say? Boo"
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"I was relieved when the cop gave me a ticket for driving without headlights. I thought I was going blind."
"""Alex is visiting later tonight."" Alex from work or Alex the astronaut with amazing hearing? [From the moon] It's not me, Thelma. Hi Bob."
"Amazon review: Amazon river DO NOT GO HERE! Everything tries to kill you, plus they don't even have free shipping."
"I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*."
"Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else"
"Sometimes I like to repost my statuses that didn't get any ""Likes""... because they deserve a second chance too."
"So... A three legged dog walks into a bar and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my pa""."
"Do buses and trains run on time? Usually yes. No they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks."
"What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A widow."