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"What did the cow with a cold say? Boo"
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"Every program I write is completely error free No exceptions"
"Donald Trump has all the materials he needs to build that wall When he was elected millions of Democrats shit a brick"
"What's the most disloyal animal to it's mate? A cheetah."
"[Me at job interview] And, how seriously does your company take allegations of witchcraft?"
"I hate when people ask what I see myself doing in 5 years How would I know, I don't have 2020 vision"
"""Mr. President, N. Korea is threatening to bomb your birthplace"" ""Why, there's nothing for them in Keny-"" ""HAWAII, sir"" ""Right, that's wh"
"""Holy shit, amazing!!!"" -Asian guy using fork for the first time"
"What did Mike Tyson say when he saw Breaking Bad? That's methed-up!"
"If the State of the Union is really ""the best it's ever been"" Why do we ""need"" dozens of new government programs to fix it!"