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Joke of the Day

"So... A three legged dog walks into a bar and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my pa""."

"A Hispanic photon walks into a bar No mas"

"How do you address a Black Farmer? Through his owner."

"Baby, did you sit on my F5 key? Cuz dat ass is refreshing."

"*logs into Facebook *looks at pictures of people hugging their boyfriends *comments 'is that your dad' on all of them *logs out of Facebook"

"I got some weed and hoes. Let's do some gardening!"

"Did you hear about the prison breakout yesterday? Those prison guards should have used ProActiv."

"Sarcasm: my second favorite -asm."

"What is the difference between me and being artistic? The second letter."

"My mom yelled at me when I said I have never used a condom. Then I told her it was because I'm a virgin at 24 years old. So, my dad yelled at me instead."