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Joke of the Day

"Do not blow kisses to loved ones. Ghosts intercept them mid-flight and put them on their butts."

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Yeah you nailed the audition but some other chick nailed the director so better luck next time."

"The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery."

"You know you screwed up with your blind girlfriend when she says ""We should see other people""."

"""Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?"" ""Not this guy!"" -Thumb amputee victim"

"Why are gay guys bad at jenga? They don't worry about pulling out"

"How do you make an archaeologist mad? Give him a bloody tampon and ask him what period its from."

"Bi-Polar Bears usually attack without warning, then sob for hours while eating leftover walrus."

"What's the difference between me and a calendar? You can't fuck the shit out of a calendar"