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Joke of the Day

"Amazon review: Amazon river DO NOT GO HERE! Everything tries to kill you, plus they don't even have free shipping."

"What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed? He re-posts it."

"I went to a Nautica outlet store They had sails on everything"

"Great news for insomniacs... Only three more sleeps until Christmas!"

"Happy Fat Tuesday! Join me agin tomorrow on still fat Wednesday"

"""oh cool a sewer level"" --nobody, ever, playing any video game, ever"

"what if soy milk is just regular milk.... introducing itself in spanish"

"I got arrested for following my dream. The owner of that Ferrari thought I was a hitman shading him."

"Therapist: *pulls up in a brand new Mercedes* Me: You're welcome"

"What's the difference between a sweatshirt and a jacket? I don't sweatshirt 3 times a day."