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Joke of the Day

"A man just went completely berserk at a Dollar Store & destroyed everything inside. Total damage: $48."

"Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing... Then I realized it was a riposte."

"This one came to me this morning - How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral? Mourning wood."

"An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman... An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman get into a cab. The driver turns around and says ""Sorry gents I'm Muslim, I can't take a joke."""

"Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth."

"Reddit, I see your sick jokes and raise you sickipedia.org a huge database of sick jokes"

"Good rule of thumb: if you see an adult riding a children's bicycle, you're probably in a bad neighborhood."

"My online therapist says you can't live your life in fear....He also sells shampoo."

"Women are good for 2 things... Actually 3, if they take it in the ass."

"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"