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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman... An Englishman an Irishman & a Scotsman get into a cab. The driver turns around and says ""Sorry gents I'm Muslim, I can't take a joke."""

"You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you."

"I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now update your Facebook status."

"I was gonna tell you about anal But fuck it"

"Apparently, women in muslim countries can't drive. They can't do it here either."

"Two guys are talking: (1) - I've bought a tour to my mother-in-law. (2) - Your mother-in-law???!!! (1) - Why not to Bagdad."

"I often wonder how different it would be if I were to go back to grade school Not so much with the knowledge I have now, but with the penis I have now"

"The first couple months of the year go by quickly. February just Marches on."

"A duck walks into a bar with one shoe on... He orders a pint and the barman says ""....Hey, did you lose a shoe?"" And the duck says ""Nah, I found one"""

"I called a guy with dwarfism a 'midget' He was a little offended"