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Joke of the Day

"Found a interesting submission today about how to counter-attack while fencing... Then I realized it was a riposte."

"Maintaining an erection: It's never been my strong point."

"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. ( this joke made me laugh my butt of when i was a kid)"

"Me- Can I borrow a screwdriver? Neighbor- Phillips or regular? Me- Grey Goose and Tropicana"

"I was going to organize a space-themed birthday party for my son... ...but I couldn't planet."

"<--- only has 13 problems left. Turns out, getting divorced cured 86 of em!"

"What's the best thing about dating a homeless chick? You can drop her off anywhere!"

"The fastest way to get karma is... ...is to make someone think they are learning how to get karma"

"Go Pats! (I mean people named Pat. Can't be easy for them.)"

"What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough? No, I think I'd like some more-ay."