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Joke of the Day

"Games of thrones has more __ than a __ Incest, Redneck wedding Fill in the blanks with your best joke!"

"Why wasn't Jesus born in Australia? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"The name is Berry Dickenson (shitty oc)... ...As in I wish to bury my dick in your son."

"Instead of monitoring this call for quality purposes, how about you just listen to what I need and fix it."

"Who delivers Easter treats to all the fish in the sea? The Oyster Bunny!"

"What I learned from small crosses placed along the roadside with flowers. Christians are horrible drivers."

"Sports are a lot like porn... Great ball handling skills can make a lot of money."

"Tonight a friend asked if he could crash on my couch. I had to explain to him i was married now and that's where i sleep."

"Man crushed by giant baseball. Witnesses say object came right out of left field."

"An organ trafficker has a date ""What do you do for a living?"", asks the date. ""I trade illegal organs."", the trafficker says. ""Jesus! Don't you have a heart?"" ""Was that a critic or an order?"""