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Joke of the Day

"Kraft Foods, Inc. has moved their headquarters to Tel Aviv They're changing their name to Cheeses of Nazareth."

"I'm no wine connoisseur, but I do know this bottle of wine pairs perfectly with the bottle I just finished."

"My friend tells me he gets 20 times more bitches than me I told him: u get no bitches because 20*0=0 :("

"How to make a woman crazy in two steps: 1. Take a picture of her 2. Don't show her the picture"

"Paddy says to Mick, ""Christmas is on a Friday this year"".... Mick says ""Let's hope it's not the 13th."""

"A couple of cats and dogs were seen wearing crowns. I think they're reigning cats and dogs."

"How do you know the blind exist... if they've never been sighted?"

"How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)"

"What is the plural of manatee? Menatee"

"What happened to the guy who ingested lead? It wasn't the lead that killed him, but rather the element of surprise."