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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an anti-vaxxer? Greiving"
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"Goal weight: ""are you ok, you look sick"""
"I like my bacon how I like my choice of copilot.... ....Chewie"
"[Lies on resume about having gone to preschool] Boss: You're hired. Your first task is to make me a macaroni picture. Me: *eyes widen* what"
"What does a masturbating Latvian sound like? One potato two potato three potato splat!"
"Just walked into my local court house, they were all sitting around in a circle with black candles and robes trying to summon a jury #funny"
"What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark."
"I was getting the kids out of the bath last night when a complete stranger burst through the door. I swear I've never moved faster down a drainpipe."
"After a long journey Frodo and Sam arrive to return the One Ring to the fires of Mt. Doom Frodo: Dude dont be mad, but I forgot the receipt"
"Did you hear about the snarky prisoner who smarted off to the guard on the elevator? He was a condescending con, descending."