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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album? They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees."

"She wants to know what I accomplished on my day off, but when I show her she yells at me for not flushing. Marriage is hard."

"Walmart greeter smiled at me. Long story short, the weddings Friday. Everyone's invited. Except Harold. HE said I'd NEVER find true love."

"creating an app called Friends With Pools. It's exactly what you think it is."

"Imagine me riding a bike. Wrong. There's no seat."

"The day we decided such footwear would be called ""flip-flops"" was not our most creative moment."

"What's the difference between a poor marksman and a constipated owl? One shoots and shoots but can't hit, and the other..."

"answer This is too all high school teacher, What is the worst thing that you've seen your student doing?"

"Pete Rose is really bummed that Major League Baseball didn't reinstate him... he was gettin' some great odds bettin' they would"

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