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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that Fergie and R. Kelly are collaborating on a new album? They are calling their group the Black Guy Pees."

"My city was so poor growing up that Planned Parenthood was just a bicycle without a seat."

"Life hack: ask telemarketers and phone scammers to go steady seconds into the conversation and never be bothered again OR now you found love"

"What did the mayor say after the townsfolk told him that they used the watering hole to take dumps? Well shit."

"Can we have a moment of silence for all the great tweets that never make it out of the shower..."

"Whenever I fondle breasts, they fall off. It's true, I fell tit with my own hand."

"A friend if mine asked me what will I do tomorrow... I told him I have to go on HIV test and then he replied, Oh shit... I am sure you can do it... stay positive!"

"I read a story of a 17 year old kid who stole a plane, crashed it, and survived Why don't we just build the whole plane out of that kid?"

"Don't hate the playa', hate the white girl who says playa'."

"How to stop rape? With consent!"