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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96? Would #69 be too offensive?"
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"It's a shame that Samsung cancelled production of the Note 7... but at least they went out with a bang."
"There are two types of people in the world. Those who understand ROT26... ...and those who don't."
"There was two muffins. They were put in the oven One muffin says to the other muffin, ""wow its hot in here!"" The other muffin said ""WHOAH, A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"""I just really need a good man to fill the hole"" *100 men come running up ""In my heart."" *100 men run away"
"What song do isis members play during executions Burn baby burn"
"Getting a job right out of college... ENTRY LEVEL JOB OPENING: Hiring recent college grads. REQUIREMENTS: 5 years of experience, 6 Olympic gold medals, and super powers."
"I used to be addicted to soap It's okay I'm clean now"
"What do you call a gaming double entendre? A Ninutendo"
"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""