186510
Joke of the Day
"I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview"
Next Joke
"what's better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ."
"What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love? Yeah you like that you dirty pore?"
"What do you call an angry gay guy? Oxymoron. - I will see myself out"
"Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!"
"Wife: ""If I died, would you remarry?"" Me: ""Yup."" Wife: ""And you'd even let her use my golf clubs??"" Me: ""No silly! She's left handed."""
"I don't know why everyone is mad at Subway jared He's just a fat man in a little girls body"
"Dinosaurs naming their non-hetero children. What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass. What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Lickalotopuss."
"When someone asks me if I could hold their baby I immediately drop my phone, try to pick it up and drop it again twice, and then say ""Sure""."
"Lifting the toilet seat AND putting it back down are 2 steps. If women really want equality, they're going to have to take on a step here."