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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gaming double entendre? A Ninutendo"

"a white girl drowned today when her anchor tattoo pulled her to the bottom, sadly her infinity tattoo didnt mean she'd live forever"

"You can tell a lot about my BF by the way he's giving me the silent treatment. He's doing it wrong. I'm doing it right but can't tell him."

"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't usually fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"For fun, the next time you have an attractive waitress- Order a ""quickie"" then act surprised when she tells you it's pronounced ""quiche"""

"I wonder how many people come visit our country and then immediately leave after trying a slice of American cheese."

"Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers? They always miss the shot"

"My kids can't hear the dog barking for 15mins to come back inside but they can hear me bite into a Pop-Tart from 3 counties away."

"do you think the guy who designed hand grenades really hated pineapples, or really loved them?"

"I hate Nihilism ... It's meaningless!"