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Joke of the Day

"Two fish were sitting in a tank... One turns to the other and says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"When I was a kid I used to ask my my papa... ""Whatcha doin?"" Papa would say, ""I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS."" Best advice ever."

"wow, i thought what we had was special, you met my family and made me dinner, now you say you're a ""waiter"" and you're just ""doing your job"""

"Why do elephants have big flat feet? To stamp out flaming ducks."

"All serial killers... Drinks water..."

"Why can't Bruce Jenner drive a KIA? Because they have tranny problems too"

"Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho."

"Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !"

"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"Where is the best place to hide a dead body? A cemetery"