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Joke of the Day

"Newtons 3rd law of emotion Newton's 3rd law of emotion is, for every male action there is a crazy ass female overreaction."

"I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone."

"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking."

"Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web."

"I just trained my dog how to fetch a beer. Now this may not sound all that impressive, but he gets them from my neighbour's fridge."

"Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks? cuz she couldn't find the door handle"

"The guy who developed Fractals.. The guy who developed fractals was Benoit B Mandelbrot, I heard the 'B' stood for 'Benoit B Mandelbrot'"

"How do you make holy water? You just take normal water and boil the hell out of it."

"A farmer counted up all of his cows and found that he had 196 of them But when he rounded them up he had 200"

"Of ten puns, how many won? No pun in ten did."