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Joke of the Day
"Spiders were super disappointed when they finally saw the world wide web."
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"How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, ""they can't even."""
"Have you heard of that movie Gravity? I heard it was... full of suspense"
"Answered the door in my bath robe today... Funny place for a door."
"Did you hear about the Italian Chef that died? He pasta way. His legacy will become a pizza history."
"I'm terrible at telling jokes... I always punch up the fuck lines"
"Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago."
"Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!"
"When I go to a birthday party... I like to pull out the gifts I got and show and tell everyone what I brought for the birthday person... I just want my presence to be known..."
"Every time I try to make a mental note, I end up tripping and falling along a neural pathway."