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Joke of the Day
"I just strangled a mime with a cordless phone."
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"Spelling error to avoid: ""Biden"" is the name of the Vice President, ""bidet"" is your butt-washer."
"What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? TWO worms in your apple!"
"Shout out to my sweatpants for loving me through thick and thicker."
"/r/creepy I mean seriously, one was just an open door."
"What does sex have in common with a savings account? You lose interest once you make a withdrawal"
"Worst trigonometry joke I know. Actually, I won't bother telling it, it's too obtuse."
"""I'm going to slide in and go back and forth until you're satisfied"" -Floss"
"Asked for ""change for a dollar"" at the Dollar Store and they just gave me a different dollar."
"Autoerrection has saved my life"