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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable? Mrs Hawking."
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"Why are Catholics the worst drivers? They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child)."
"The first guy to ever throw water at girl in a white shirt probably broke the record for the number of high-fives received in one minute."
"Why do tampons have strings? So vampires don't burn their fingers while making tea."
"Cat burglar: Quietly steals all your valuables Dog burglar: Eats your ham, sleeps in bed with you for awhile, wakes you up to go out at 3am"
"My friend said I'm racist. But I'm not racist, I have one black friend."
"my friend put me in charge of picking up the wedding cake today LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL RIP CAKE"
"What is the worst thing to come across whilst surfing the web? Your keyboard!! (credits to NCS)"
"Since women are always looking for ways to accentuate their boobs... I'm creating a new line of shirts with attached seat belts."
"How do you unlock a door made of dough With a cookey"