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Joke of the Day

"Of ten puns, how many won? No pun in ten did."

"I'm never wrong! One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken!"

"I just found out that I missed a test on stolen flags last week. My teacher had it flagged as missing."

"*unzips jeep window* boy i sure am glad i bought this dumb horseshit *zips jeep window back up*"

"Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts."

"I'm on a seefood diet I see food and I eat it."

"My landlord just called and said my neighbors just complained about all the loud freaky sex they are hearing from my house... So now I'm on my way to buy some headphones for my laptop..."

"Psychologist: Let's play a word association game. I'll say a word, you say what springs to mind Rainbows Me: I hope my ex dies in a fire."

"I owe my life to Justin Beiber. I was in coma for two years, until one of the nurses played one of his songs on the radio in my room. I had to wake up to turn it off."

"When I refer to old relatives passing away I never say ""RIP"" because I don't wants them to rest. I want them to Zumba."