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Joke of the Day

"The guy who developed Fractals.. The guy who developed fractals was Benoit B Mandelbrot, I heard the 'B' stood for 'Benoit B Mandelbrot'"

"What does the letter K have in common with my cousins They are ok by themselves, but they get pretty racist when there are three of them together"

"Q: Why did the barber win the race? A: He knew a short cut."

"GIRL: l'm tired of bad boys and their bs. I want a good boy, for a change. ME [clearly a golden retriever]: *turns to camera and winks*"

"I'm out of bed and dressed. What more do you want?"

"What's the opposite of critical thinking? Critical theory."

"Always a bridesmaid, never a new world-order leader in a post-apocalyptic all-powerful matriarchy. Sigh."

"Did you hear about the new bolt the apple company made? The eye bolt"

"I'm a shy person with low self-esteem, but I'll tell you a great joke ..if you promise not to laugh."

"Relationship or hallucination... Either way, I'm seeing someone"