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Joke of the Day
"I like my women with curves. Those skinny ones are alway mad cause they're hungry."
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"This morning, I accidentally put redbull instead of water in my coffee After 15 mins of driving I realized I forgot home my car"
"It's funny when guys say ""treat your girl right or I will"" lol if you could treat girls right then where is your girl?"
"I'm pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets."
"I asked my dad if I could go to a 50 cent concert... ... He tossed me a dollar and said ""take your brother"""
"Unicorn: Come on man, do it just one more time. Dragon: This is the last time. Unicorn: Hell yeah! Dragon: [toasts unicorns marshmallow]"
"Curiosity gave the cat slightly high blood pressure but nothing to be concerned about."
"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips."
"When does a Mexican know he's hungry? His asshole stops burning."
"What's the best way to wrap up 2016? Debbie Reynolds Wrap."